Sunday, December 20, 2009

Are you fuckin kidding?





You know when you're young and your parents just always say something like it's fact and so thus it's instilled in you as such and then one day you realize that the whole world doesn't think so? My dad has always said that "Sophia Loren is the most beautiful woman in the world" and my whole life I have repeated it verbatim. The BBC however is reporting on a University of Toronto study that would make Shania Twain the ideal beauty....someone please gag me with a knife. Angelina Jolie didn't quite make the cut either since according to them beauty is based on numbers and the ideal measurements between the eyes, mouth and ears. Researchers who probably sit around in boring white lab coats and think DSquared2 is a formula, have now become beauty experts and are dolling out farcical fashion advice to women. They basically say if you are not the perfect measurements there's no need to have plastic surgery but to just use different hairstyles for optical illusion....Are you fuckin kidding?

Oh and get into Sophia's little tuft of armpit hair....gorgina!

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