Wednesday, December 30, 2009
What is it that turns nice people into wannabe rockstars who trash hotel rooms? Instead of appreciating that someone else is making your bed, you use towels once, leave trash scattered, and damn you, you earth hating bastards who everyday open up and waste a brand new bar of soap. Luckily someone came up with a solution to the never used middle of hotel soap. It can even be made into a bling ring that would make Run DMC proud or you could stick your prick in it and dickcheese be gone by the time the first groupie arrives. How rockstar is that?
Please excuse my use of the word dickcheese.