Thursday, January 14, 2010

Are you fucking Kidding?


If you're some sorta famous new country crooner it would make sense to pay homage to one of the greats.... Mr. Johnny Cash. If you're name however is John Rich (one half of new country crap duo Big&Rich), the hybrid seemingly turns your child into some sorta gangsta rapper. This week the world welcomed little CASH RICH.Just because you're famous and beautiful doesn't mean you're kids will be too.... Yes the rumours about Rumer are true...she sadly doesn't look much like Mama Moore. Toni Braxton was maybe hoping for some sponsorship of jeans for her genes when she named her kids Diezel and Denim, and Bob Geldoff and Paula Yate's were probably high in a park somewhere and heard someone calling their poodle and decided to name their kid after that...poor Fifi Trixiebell.
Cher and Sonny were hoping their daughter CHASTITY would stay chaste. Instead she turned CHAZ.Jason Lee named his kid Pilot Inspektor. Go Go gadget razorblade for my wrist.Jason Lee named his baby CAMERA. I only can hope it was due to their joy over the new collaboration between Hermes and Leica. If they like Hermes so much why didn't they just name him Orange so he could play with Gwenyth Paltrow's baby Apple.....on second thought who would want want be in the sandbox with someone who came into contact with Gwenyth's GOOP loving pussy. I bet MOONUNIT, DWEEZIL, SAGE MOUNTAINBLOOD, and SATCHEL's celebrity parents couldn't help the ass kickings they got on the playground and not even royalty could help JERMAJESTY Jackson. I hope these kids lullaby's involved lyrics like "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me".... But then again who is someone called LADYFAG to judge?!

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