Wednesday, March 17, 2010
These shoes are the shit
These shoes might make you feel like you're walking on air, but in fact you're walking on elephant dung. Street artist INSA created them based on Chris Ofili's "Holy Virgin Mary". INSA even went so far as sourcing the poop from the same family of elephants from the original piece. What a relief to wear a pair of shoes that don't have you worrying about stepping in dogshit along the sidewalk, now if only people would stop spitting their gum on the floor... In 1996 NY dictator Giuliani tried to have the piece banned from the Brooklyn museum since peterified elepant dung was used in depiction of Jesus's mama....I guess if she got pregnant without ever fucking, It shouldn't seem so strange that she stayed thin without shitting.