Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Eel-ictrifying

In a sad case of Mean Girls gone wrong a man in China died after he passed out drunk and his "friends" thought it would be funny to stick a live eel in his rectum. The eel proceeded to eat his intestines from the inside till death. If you want more info...read the goddman news...I on the other hand was thinking about being at YSL last week and still admiring those eel skin pumps. I loved the way they felt and the colour was so deep that I figured it was yet another miracle of YSL... or that maybe there's something to that aquatic intestine eater. Upon a little digging I learnt eel skin is extremly soft yet remarkably durable, take colour well, and behold my heart that struggles with the mean things we do to animals for fashion, me included :( .... in this case it's a by-product so eels aren't killed just for their skins....and because they're water babies, you guessed it their skin can handle a good April shower. The moral of the story is, while sometimes it's okay to let friends stick things up your butt when drunk...you should leave the eels, to your heels. Gianmarco Lorenzi fuschia pink eel pumps.

3 comments:

  1. ooh this post was soo good. ladyfag i first found out about you on stylelikeu and ever since then it's been great, hopefully one day i'll run into you at a party.

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  2. Love the post Ladyfag. Like always you've got a real License to EEL!!!

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  3. "The moral of the story is, while sometimes it's okay to let friends stick things up your butt when drunk... you should leave the eels, to your heels." Oh good gracious great balls of fire, that's marvelously quotable.

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